Condoms come in many colours

A love poem from a sex worker to her clients

Condoms come in many sizes, from average to extra large.
There is no smaller size, a fact remarkable, which I can vouch.

Condoms come in many colours.
These make as little difference as colour of the skin within.

Love's black and white in my sweet sight!

Condoms come in several flavours.
Banana tastes as good as orange.

I'm suspicious of strawberry, it's said to lead to harder things!

Condoms can be quite thick-headed, even though they're quite thin-skinned.

A metaphor for bloated Dicks?
Or lovely Gentlemen within!